Xanga: Raccoon

I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON!!  I have done one of the worst things in my life last night and its been haunting me all day….  yeah so last night I was driving with my brothers on Waters Rd.  I was going maybe 60.  I was going when all of a sudden I see this:

  staring right into my eyes when BAM!! the beast frikking exploded and i could hear the pieces hit my rear tires…. it was horrible….  and plus on the way back me an eddie couldn’t even find the body.  So all thats left is a few pieces of fur on my bumper…  

 

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  1. brutal… that’s sick.
    i can’t even imagine the sound it made.  i’ve heard/felt the impact of a squirrel and bird.. but not a freakin raccoon. 

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  2. dood. last night was so fudging messed up……. How come u dind’t post the other story?

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  3. when i was in dallas a bird flew a little too low and kinda flew right into my front grill. i couldn’t find the body either, lol

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  4. AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! poor innocent animal.. if you tell eunice, she will definetly shed some tears.

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  5. you ARE a horrible person!
    omg..im going from hanin xangas to xangas..n im seeing some horrible stories man!
    but its ok…just dont speed next time..maybe you won’t be a murderer anymore…
    =/”everybody…watch out for jonathan on the roads”

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  6. PUHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!! OMG UR SO FUNNY… HAHAHAHAH its okai i would have felt guilty too… HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  7. you are a bad bad person.

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  8. kudos to jonathan!
    🙂

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  9. you are one sick kid. be ashamed you cruel-hearted bastard. haha, but i love calvin and hobbs.

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