My daughters are the apples of my eye... my sons are the thorns in my ass. - Dad
I'm not sure if you are the smartest retard in the world or the dumbest genius - Brother
You are the most well traveled person I know... that hates traveling - Friend
Stupid, Fat, Hobbit - Friend
You need to find a hobby that has to do with something other than food - Mom
Most likely to be sleeping in class - High School
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